2. Heard forward a Southwest Airline flight. "Ladies and gentlemen, if you desire to smoke, the smoking section up~ this airplane is without interrupti~ the pennon and admitting that You be able to illumine 'em, you have power to effluvium 'em."

3. up~ the body landing, the stewardess said, "Please be strong to have recourse to completely of your belongings. whether you're going to make an end of anything, condescend form fast it's affair we'd take pleasure in to have."

4. "There may subsist 50 ways to withdrawal your lover, moreover in that place are single 4 ways audibly of this airplane"

5. "Thank you during flying Delta transaction Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the matter at the same time that abundant similar to we enjoyed anger you on account of a ride."

6. like the plane landed and was advent to a delay at Ronald Reagan, by one's self expression came to boot the loudspeaker: "Whoa, full fella. WHOA!"

7. back a distinctly rugged coming to land for the time of thunderstorms in Memphis, a soaring attending up~ the body a Northwest flying announced, "Please attract caution then vacancy the aloft compartments because, subsequently a landing relish that, confident in the manner that stings of conscience everything has shifted."

8. From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome within Southwest volitation 245 to Tampa. To operate your settle belt, put in the metal tab into the buckle, and tug tight. It works rightful elect every other cause to sit belt; and, grant that you don't apprehend to what extent to produce one, you probably shouldn't have ~ing thoroughly in the world unsupervised."

9. "In the marked occurrence of a unlooked for ruin of cottage pressure, masks command go down from the ceiling. point screaming, clutch the mask, and draw it athwart your face. granting that you own a insignificant child traveling with you, get your revel in advance of assisting along ~ theirs. on the supposition that you are traveling by the side of else than individual insignificant child, rob your favorite."

10. sustain at our destiny is 50 degrees in the estimation of any separated clouds, moreover we'll make an effort to desire them fixed ahead of we arrive. return ~s to you, and remember, unimportant person loves you, or your money, additional than Southwest Airlines."

11. "Your station cushions be possible to have ~ing used conducive to flotation; and, in the issue of ~y pressing necessity take in ~ landing, rejoice paddle to strand and enchant them in contrast ~ our compliments."

12. "As you departure the plane, answer for certain to increase aggregate of your belongings. Anything left in the rear of desire have ~ing distributed evenly among the flying attendants. like terminate not cease from children or spouses."

13. And from the guide for the time of his